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O Volturi
(Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree)
Written by Aro
(Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree)
Written by Aro
O Volturi, O Volturi
How smexy your leader is!
O Volturi, O Volturi
How smexy your leader is!
His pearly fangs, his luscious hair
I'm sorry, but he can't be shared.
O Volturi, O Volturi
How smexy your leader is!
O Volturi, O Volturi
how yummy your 2nd leader is!
O Volturi, O Volturi
how yummy your 2nd leader is!
Can beat a human till they're black and blue
When he's with me, WHAT a woohoo!
O Volturi, O Volturi
how yummy your 2nd leader is!
O Volturi, O Volturi
How (um...) emo your 3rd leader is!
O Volturi, O Volturi
how (um...) emo your 3rd leader is!
In his throne, blank, he just sits there.
Looks at you with that emo stare...
O Volturi, O Volturi
how (um...) emo your 3rd leader is!
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things aro isnt allowed to do
1. Proclaim himself to be Voldemort...
2. And then challenge Emmett Cullen (who, coincidentally, is NOT Harry Potter) to a duel with wands
3. Steal all of Heidi's shoes and say it was Giana
4. Especially when he's wearing her favorite Valentino slingbacks
5. Blow raspberries any time Caius tries to speak
6. Use phrases such as "That's dope." The only dope around here is him.
7. Tell Alec he dresses like a yuppie
8. Play Pokemon. It's just too disturbing.
9. Tell Caius that his white hair and red eyes make him look like an albino...
10. And then tie Caius down and dye his hair bright red...
11. And then refer to Caius as a "firecrotc
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The Volturi, cruel, cunning, and...musical?
You heard it here folks. The Volturi are coming out with their first album: Now THAT'S What I Call Volturi. The press are TRYING to get more information on the subject, but...once they go in to investigate, let's just say they fall down on the job.
It's been rumored that the leader of the Volturi, Aro, started this on a whim. This is there first single that they have actually released, but it's rumored that there is more to come. Solos, duets, the whole gang...we're talking about everything folks!
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TOATALLY RANDOM INSPIRATION. My friend and I have started to make these 'spoof' songs for the Volturi. Like the idea?
On this song, Aro is featured in the first verse, Caius in the second, and Marcus in the third. When Aro writes 'woohoo' on the 2nd verse, I think you know what that means, right? Yes, my friend and I have made a AroXCaius. Has that one been done before?
More songs to come on the way!
Aro, Caius, Marcus and all the Volturi belong to Stephanie Meyer, not me!
You heard it here folks. The Volturi are coming out with their first album: Now THAT'S What I Call Volturi. The press are TRYING to get more information on the subject, but...once they go in to investigate, let's just say they fall down on the job.
It's been rumored that the leader of the Volturi, Aro, started this on a whim. This is there first single that they have actually released, but it's rumored that there is more to come. Solos, duets, the whole gang...we're talking about everything folks!
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TOATALLY RANDOM INSPIRATION. My friend and I have started to make these 'spoof' songs for the Volturi. Like the idea?
On this song, Aro is featured in the first verse, Caius in the second, and Marcus in the third. When Aro writes 'woohoo' on the 2nd verse, I think you know what that means, right? Yes, my friend and I have made a AroXCaius. Has that one been done before?
More songs to come on the way!
Aro, Caius, Marcus and all the Volturi belong to Stephanie Meyer, not me!
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XDDDDDDD I love it